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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Profile completed

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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_ehtaga's favorite FMLs

Seillean tells us more.

Seillean 21

Merci tout le monde pour les commentaires ^^ Aucun dégât à long terme, le manche a atteint mon menton... Mais avec le choc et la surprise, ma tête a percuté le mur derrière aussi xD Un peu sonnée sur le coup mais rien de grave, et gros fou rire après, d'autant que l'atmosphère était un peu romantique juste avant le coup x) @8 : Une B.C. Rich noire très classe... Elle n'a rien eu heureusement, je m'en serais voulue o.o

ffmb tells us more.

Rassurez vous tous, bébé va bien...!

Tybostrat tells us more.

Alors, je tiens à préciser que, d'une, le "midi et soir" c'était de l'humour. J'ai testé les restos et les repas de la vie quotidienne. Il n'y a qu'à New York où j'ai bien été obligé de manger vite. Ensuite, je précise aussi que je fais 65 kg pour 1m81, alors venez pas me parler de Super Size Me ou autre...

dedey62 tells us more.

C'est juste que les dessins de gamins sont très bizarres. lol J'ai conclu que c'était un bonhomme, j'aurais mieux fait de me taire. ^^

Babouche31 tells us more.

Babouche31 9

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et pour infos, je suis une fille, n'allez donc pas imaginer les choses que j'aurais fait à cette petite vieille, bande de sales. En tout cas, pas avec mon gros membre. Pour ceux qui m'accusent joyeusement de profiter du système, sachez donc vils faquins, que mon pouce était fracturé (on peut en mourir j'vous f'rais dire!!!), et que me trouvant en cette belle journée de samedi les cabinets de médecins étaient fermés. Ayant appelé le centre médical local, ils m'ont direct redirigée vers les urgences, où je me suis rendue. Voilà. Désolée, hein, de préférer profiter du système que d'attendre jusqu'au lundi pour soigner une fracture. Enfin, le nombre de caractères à placer dans la VDM étant limité, je n'ai pas pu raconter en détail. En fait, cette charmante personne demandait à tout le monde (on devait être 3 ou 4) la cause de leur présence afin de voir si elle avait une chance de passer avant. Trouvant cela impoli, je lui ai retourné la question, pensant qu'ainsi elle se rendrait compte de la gêne que ce genre d'interrogation inquisitoire peut provoquer. Que nenni!! Et il faut bien admettre que le plus drôle fut son expression et sa tenue, parfaite incarnation de la dignité. Ambiance aux urgences...