By Gerard_Lambert - 10/02/2009 11:04
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By djue - 10/02/2009 14:55
Flotte
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Armée
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J'te connais pas
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Debunker
By jojolendormi - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By dondoozat - 10/05/2009 22:44
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#8 pour ce qui est des surnoms mignons, si, bien sur, mais vu sa petite taille de temps en temps c'est "lutin". Merci à tous les remerciements pour le mix houleux de contrepétrie et de lapsus involontaire , c'est déjà ça de gagné et post gueulante, je suis encore de ce monde. Mon ptit Boudin, euh Lutin m'aime quand même (beaucoup moins quand elle lira la VDM et les coms) Il faut vivre dangereusement :) Sinon, en effet, j'ai gagné le droit de remplir le frigo de tout ce qui peut être allégé et de me transformer en végétarien pour les prochaines semaines à ne manger que des légumes. YOUPI!!!
By loups56 - 16/05/2009 12:09
Glaçant
By jessy1991 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Boulette
By dentdelamerde - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Tugrounette06 - 15/06/2009 09:28
#9: exactement en fait je viens de changer de dentiste et jusqu'à maintenant on ne m'avait jamais demandé de "cracher" vu que le précédent avait le bidule pour aspirer à l'intérieur (ceci dit c'est assez agréable de pouvoir se rincer la bouche à l'eau de temps en temps) :)