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By Angel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
By Angel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Dimetrodon - 21/01/2013 15:09
Je vous donne la suite ! :) J'ai d'abord regardé si c'était pour une caméra cachée, mais j'ai rien vu... Je me suis dis que à cet âge là, vaut mieux rien cherché à expliquer. Mais la dame a vraiment cru que j'étais un vendeur, parce qu'elle m'a ensuite demandé où étaient les oranges (je rappelle qu'on est dans le rayon fruits... question très pertinente, donc.) ! J'ai répondu que je savais pas, j'étais pas du magasin... Après 5 secondes, elle a dit "Mais... Mais alors... C'étaient vos fraises !!! Il fallait me le dire !!" Voilà... :)