Temps mort
By bobl'éponge. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
By bobl'éponge. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By chute - 26/01/2010 07:07
By myope - 15/04/2010 16:33
By slf153 - 28/05/2010 00:03 - France
By EuromedBdeQuiDanse - 16/11/2010 09:49 - France
By Anonyme - 30/11/2010 19:23 - France
By VDM3711868 - 05/12/2010 14:26 - France
Bonjour à tous, je suis la coupable de cet horrible lapsus... Comment Claude a réagit? Un peu interloqué dans un premier temps...mais avant qu'il ne dise quoi que ce soit, je me suis confondue en excuse. "J'suis trop désolée, je voulais te donner un surnom affectueux genre comme en espagnol avec des les "i" et "o"...". Je m'enfonçais encore davantage. Il est assez taquin et pas forcément commode, donc il m'a juré qu'il allait me mettre un part de quatre-quart dans la figure (le seul truc qu'on ait sous la main à l'assoc), tout en plaisantant. Donc après je lui ai dit que c'était une énorme boulette, en m'excusant mille fois. Au final on en a rigolé, et je dois lui trouver un nouveau surnom. Malgré tout, j'avoue en avoir bien ri, même si sur le coup je me suis sentie très très conne... :)
By sev - 28/12/2010 10:43 - France
By Anonyme - 05/01/2012 13:31 - France
By Anonyme - 30/01/2011 15:25 - France
By Laetoli - 01/02/2011 16:29 - France
Bon, l'auteur, c'est moi, pour info. Ben pour ceux qui demandent, j'ai toujours pas ma note mais même avec les formules, je l'ai lamentablement foiré. Et je suis en première S, donc ça craint beaucoup.
By Anonyme - 02/04/2011 16:00
By Anonyme - 31/05/2011 08:33 - France
By Anne - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israël
By lolo - 29/02/2012 15:50 - France
By petitecultotte - 29/02/2012 16:48 - France
By Anonyme - 04/06/2012 10:04 - France - Draveil
By ChasseDeNuit - 25/07/2012 00:16 - France - Lyon
By Nuggets - 27/09/2012 04:16 - France - Plaisance-du-touch
By Padchance - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bagnolet
Bah tout dépend du point de vue. Je suis ingénieur(e) en traitement de l'image, alors pour moi, oui, les techniques Photoshop sont bien moins obscures que celles du repassage. Tampon de duplication pour enlever les plis, et calque d'incrustation pour éclaircir le blanc un peu passé de la chemise ;-) Et VDM quand même parce que si j'obtiens un entretien je vais quand même être obligée de la laver :-D