Ça roule
By Tony - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Déjà merci de l'avoir validée à une large majorité ! Concernant la brosse à dent, il s'agit en effet d'une Oral B, je ne pensais pas que l'on avait le droit de citer des marques, c'est pour ça que je ne l'avais pas précisé ;-) Sinon, j'en suis très content, et pour vous rassurer, elle fonctionne même avec de l'eau dessus ! J'ai néanmoins trouvé ça étonnant dans une notice pour un appareil comme celui là ! Et le terme "appareil" est bien utilisé pour l'ensemble "Corps de brosse" + "Brossette" ! Sinon, pour ceux qui auraient des idées saugrenues pour certains usages, la citation complète est "Evitez tout contact de l'appareil avec de l'eau... ou tout autre liquide." ;-)