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By Lew - 12/05/2010 15:26
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D'abord, merci à Julien, certains sont vraiment lourds... :/ Alors j'étais sur le toit parce je devais décaler légèrement la parabole familiale. Vous me direz, il y a des gens pour ça. J'ai voulu faire le bricolo pour une fois " je m'occupe de tout ", résultat j'ai bien évidemment perdu l'équilibre et je suis tombé. Seulement par chance (pour une fois que j'en ai lol), je suis tombé dans un arbre plein de branches et de feuilles, qui, au lieu de me faire plus mal, m'a ralenti et au final je suis tombé sur le matelas gonflable de la piscine qu'on venait de sortir de la cave pour le nettoyer. Oui je sais ça parait dingue mais c'est arrivé ! Ensuite à cause de ma maladie et de mes douleurs je suis allé directement à l'hôpital en urgences où j'ai subi divers examens, stupéfaits les médecins m'ont annoncé que tout allait bien et que je pouvais sortir après avoir signé les papiers de sortie. Seulement en prenant un peu fortement une feuille légèrement cartonnée de mes mains, l'infirmière m'a fait me couper le doigt, une entaille très profonde. Et du coup saignement assez fort pour une coupure pareille mais surtout qui ne s'arrêtait pas. Ayant perdu trop de sang, j'ai du être transfusé. Mais c'est quand même dingue de devoir se justifier autant, et je précise que rien ne m'y oblige tout de même !