Patrick Chollet

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Patrick chollet's favorite FMLs

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Willyl 4

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je ne pouvais pas le mettre comme information, mais je suis un lycéen avec un trouble sévère qui va bien au-delà de la timidité, en fait. Cette atteinte est intense et me pourris l'existence au quotidien. Je suis totalement tétanisé par les figures d'autorités. Ce qui va de mes parents aux professeurs en passant par les forces de l'ordre et les supérieurs d'entreprise. Je vous passerais l'horreur de mon quotidien, mais mon professeur est au courant de mon handicape et n'a pas trouvé ça gênant de me hurler dessus sachant très bien comment j'allais réagir. (incapacité de désobéir, crise de panique, larmes... super pour se taper la honte, surtout avec un corps de lâche. J'ai donc pu sentir cette pointe s'enfoncer à chacun de mes pas sans aucune possibilité de regarder ce qui n'allait pas. C'est dans le vestiaire que je me suis aperçu que je ne pouvais pas retirer ma basket, et que ma chaussette était imbibée de sang. C'est un élève qui a appelé les pompiers parce que le prof voulait m'arracher ma chaussure.