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By Alirie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Alirie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Grahan - 15/02/2011 21:36 - Suisse
By lala - 16/02/2011 15:17 - France
By ouch - 01/03/2011 07:57 - France
By sperm - 03/03/2011 14:33 - France
By Catalyst - 06/03/2011 20:39 - France
By Micmac - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By fifille - 05/04/2011 06:14 - France
By titille18 - 07/04/2011 09:27 - France
By originofsymmetry - 07/04/2011 15:42 - France
Elle ne m'a jamais dit que j'étais moche... mais ma petite sœur était vraiment un magnifique bébé, c'est sur que je ne fais pas le poids... mais c'est sur que sous le coup c'est sympa d'entendre ça !
By Arlem - 02/05/2011 09:04 - France
By xBlork - 16/05/2011 16:41 - France
By Anonyme - 18/05/2011 11:29 - France
By pasfacile - 31/05/2011 12:44 - France
By paflechat - 05/07/2011 14:42 - France
By Sylvain - 17/07/2011 22:40 - France
By loser - 20/07/2011 06:42 - France
By Alidea - 23/07/2011 14:28
Bah pour moi, utiliser mon cerveau quand je stresse me permet de me concentrer sur autre chose =) Mais j'ai survécu ;)
By Ouiski-bar - 23/07/2011 15:21 - Espagne
By louisbrel - 26/07/2011 11:38 - France
Oula, je ne pensais pas soulever autant de débat en postant cette VDM... :-) alors pour répondre rapidement aux interrogations, j'habite bien dans la même ville que mon copain, sauf que cela ne fait que quelques mois que nous sommes ensemble, donc nous n'en sommes pas encore au stade d'habiter ensemble, tout simplement ! Et le fait qu'il soit en coloc ne me dérange pas du tout, je le suis moi même, et je ne suis en tout cas pas d'un tempérament jalouse ! Ils habitent à 4, 2 filles et 2 garçons, et cette fameuse nouvelle coloc est une copine de l'autre fille, donc il n'y avait aucune raison à la refuser... ce soir là l'alcool lui a en effet fait dire beaucoup de choses, tout particulièrement sur mon copain, et elle s'en est excusée depuis. De plus mon copain m'a assuré qu'elle ne lui plaisait pas car trop superficielle, et comme je préfère faire confiance plutôt que d'être parano (je trouve la vie plus agréable au quotidien de cette façon), je le crois et ne suis pas parano à longueur de journée ! voilà :-)