elisefr

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  • 28 years-old
  • Tuesday 02 December 1997
  • Single

About Elisefr

Salut. :)

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What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Elisefr's favorite FMLs

womtaits tells us more.

womtaits 4

Aaah ça a été publié, magie du net. Alors pour continuer l'anecdote, c'était en France pour aller en Irlande, et aussi étrange que cela puisse paraître, cette histoire ne s'est pas terminée tragiquement en fouille anale + 24 ans de taule au Myanmar. En vérité j'étais assez jeune à l'époque, je partais en compétition à Sligo avec tout un groupe de canassonneux, ce qui explique sans doute le regard amusé que m'a lancé le douanier lorsqu'il m'a vue bafouiller lamentablement suite à ma bourde monumentale, type "heu, enfin, c'est un casque d'équitation, enfin ça s'appelle une bombe, enfin, je suis désolée, enfin, pitié, ne me tasez pas...". En gros, il s'est foutu de ma gueule avec ses potes et il m'a laissée passer. J'ai eu un peu les boules je ne vous le cache pas. @28 : aussi choquant que cela puisse te paraître, le participe passé du verbe "dire" est bien "dit", c'est d'ailleurs pour cela qu'il s'écrit "dite" au féminin, à moins que je ne me plante misérablement. Enfin, petite rectification générale : je suis une fille, le "il" est donc un "elle".

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*Powiii* 0

Pour répondre à la question "Pourquoi t'as mis le résumé sur ton blog ?" : Tout simplement parce que c'est le résumé de la fiche de lecture d'un livre que j'ai beaucoup aimé, et que je voulais que mes amis en aient connaissance. Du coup je me suis dit en écrivant ma fiche "pourquoi ne pas faire un copier collé sur mon blog ? Mon résumé est complet et c'est rapide !" Bref, la prof n'a rien voulu savoir, et m'a même envoyer un : Tu sais, depuis le temps que je travaille ici j'ai découvert a quel point vous êtes capables de faire bosser votre imagination pour échapper à de mauvaises notes ! Mas ça ne prend pas avec moi !" en pleine tête. Bref, j'ai les boules...

oh_my_godness tells us more.

oh_my_godness 19

#18 oui c'est tout à fait ça, du coup je me trompe tout le temps quand je veux dire (attends je me concentre) I-SO-LOIR :-D J'aurais dû demander où était la cabine de vote en fait :-D #27, je votais à l'étranger, j'étais pas sure de la procédure au consulat ;-) #56, non non elle s'est bien marrée (je précise que je suis une fille :-D ) #74, je suis ravie pour toi de savoir que tu ne fais jamais de lapsus, ça doit être formidable d'être parfait dis donc ! Et à tous : non j'ai pas pissé dedans au final ;-))