Creepypasta
By Anonyme - 29/10/2021 07:30 - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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je viens de m'inscrire specialement pour quelques explications: alors j'ai une epilation normale, triangle quoi...(j'aurai jamais pensé ecrire ça un jour^^) mais de voir sa tete là avec cette petite moustache, eh bien ça me fait penser à Brassens qui pour moi est celui qui me vient en premier à l'esprit quand je pense moustache....en tout cas, grosse crise de rigolade au lit, mais bon on se connait depuis longtemps donc ça pose aps de problémes ! et non, je ne lis pas Zep! ;-)