Sadique
By moi-L - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By moi-L - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By I'll-kill-her - 31/07/2008 16:38
By elliott - 05/08/2008 09:13
By Dop - 06/08/2008 14:29
Non, c'est dans le Nord et c'était le seul à côté de mon lycée. Voilà pourquoi je n'ai pas porté plainte. Mais après tout, ça aurait pu arriver à une personne agée qui aurait pu connaitre beaucoup plus grave qu'une bonne nuit à l'hôpital. Ça fait deux ans. Je n'ai toujours pas mangé de sandwich au thon depuis. =/
By La Blonde007 - 31/08/2008 12:24
LOL on imagine bien le voleur en train de menacer le livreur: "C'est quoi la recette, tu vas parler?!!!" "Oui, oui, alors 200 g de farine, 4 tomates, des olives, 150 g de parmesan..."
By mymyth - 29/11/2008 16:48
(PS : Nan j'ai pas son numéro je suis une fille.) Cela dit ça fait 5 semaines que je suis dans cet état, commentaire des médecins : "bah...bon courage". Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, j'ai largement remercié la mamie, et en plus les hommes me tiennent les portes :p
By futurcélibataire - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Princesse Quiche - 02/12/2008 08:24
By chtitbato - 05/12/2008 16:58
Je suis Bretonne, je travaille dans une grande fac du midwest, et c'etait tot ce matin, je pense que la caffeine n'avait pas encore fait d'effet. A qui que ce soit. Donc, voila la photo de la pile de crepes (si ca se met sur mon profil?). Par ailleurs, je n'ai rien (ou pas grand chose) contre les Americains (je deviens binationale moi-meme dans un mois). Pour info, le gars a coupe dedans, est passe me voir pour me remercier, et une fois parti, c'est la que je m'en suis rendue compte. Ca fait encore rigoler tout le bureau, et en effet, mes collegues americains se sont dits la meme chose que vous tous, et raconter chacun leur propre misere avec des plats qu'ils ne connaissaient pas. Ici en ce moment, tout le monde se met au francais: ils sont epates de voir la petite histoire du jour sur la premiere page d'un site super celebre, la-bas, outre-atlantique! Merci! Par ailleurs, le mossieur en question n'en sait toujours rien. Et il en reste, des crepes. Personne ne veut y toucher vu que ca ressemble plus a rien; j'ai tente le camouflage, ca marche pas. Dommage, hier j'y ai passe du temps.... et je me souviens avoir vaguement reve que ca allait arriver. Craaap. ;) Bonne nuit en France!
By ritchy34 - 09/12/2008 13:46
By emiloute - 03/02/2009 09:03
By Skooboutouf - 06/02/2009 15:03
By moufletterose - 15/02/2009 12:18
By Nico - 05/03/2009 14:41
By Lullaby34 - 06/03/2009 13:02
By Vico - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Vanech - 09/04/2009 12:47
By Inconnu - 18/04/2009 16:03
By djef - 25/04/2009 23:34
By wise-girl - 10/06/2009 08:55
#72 Ben oui, le lendemain je devais me lever à 6h du matin. C'est cool j'ai eu deux très longues heures devant moi pour prendre ma douche... Je me suis sentie un peu minable quand même de hurler comme ça... Ravie de voir que je ne suis pas la seule à avoir frôlé l'arrêt cardiaque :p