La vérité
By Minette - 11/08/2008 12:58
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By Minette - 11/08/2008 12:58
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By Sherif - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Gibl - 05/09/2008 06:41
Alors pour la petite histoire, nous sommes tout de suite retournés tous les deux à la déchetterie et la benne avait été vidée dans la grande halle (plusieurs mètres de hauteur de déchets entassés). L'employé (mort de rire) a vaguement scruté s'il la voyait à la surface mais en vain, on a donc laissé tomber. Donc oui, maintenant j'ai un (petit) break et Non, ma copine n'est pas blonde (voilà qui fera plaisir à ces dernières) ^^
By Rowena - 05/09/2008 11:21
Oh dans le genre, j'ai eu le réveil à minuit parce que "le parapluie est fermé ! viens vite on me dit que je ne suis plus protégé" (Antivir...), ou encore "je ne comprends pas, j'ai cliqué sur la petite fenêtre et là ça me demande mon numero de carte bleue, je fais quoi ?", et je passe tous les "dis, le machin du truc au démarrage là, c'est normal si il fait pas comme d'habitude ?" ... je vais finir par demander à être payée pour l'aide :x
By bdeamara - 09/09/2008 09:11
alors je confirme que ça ne s'efface pas avec la brosse, même en frottant à mort... seule solution : dénigrer. "pffff, non mais regardez moi ce travail... non mais j'vous jure des fois quand même... J'veux bien qu'il y ait une bonne ambiance au bureau mais faut pas dépasser les limites tout de même sinon c'est l'anarchie et puis... oh bonjour patron, vous étiez là ??"
By chiassounette - 12/09/2008 18:53
By flora67 - 15/09/2008 22:27
By lilou - 17/09/2008 18:47
By BN. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Merci à tous et désolée de ma réponse si tardive, je viens seulement d'avoir accès à internet. Pour répondre à vos questions, ma cousine a 4 ans et demi et le produit peut se trouver chez yves rocher. Sinon ma cousine a eu une grosse bosse, elle a pleuré et hurlé de toute ses forces et j'ai eu une petite peur (j'ai aussi du remettre en question mon sens de l'humour), de plus j'ai fait cette "blague" le lendemain de mon arrivée, et je suis restée 2 semaines avec elle, enfin, avec est un grand mot, car elle me fuit toujours... Merci pour vos commentaires :)