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By Anonyme - 17/09/2013 10:42 - France - Tarbes
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By Anonyme - 17/09/2013 10:42 - France - Tarbes
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By Poussinou33 - 28/09/2013 14:27 - France - Bordeaux
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. En fait, j’étais avec mon copain depuis 6 mois et il m'a larguée par Facebook car il ne voulait pas "me blesser". Je me suis rendue compte que j’avais aimé seulement en rentrant du boulot le soir donc tous mes amis ont pu le voir avant que je dislike
By Reise_Bach - 29/09/2013 23:39 - France - Cognac
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By Katsounette - 02/10/2013 17:45 - Royaume-Uni - Glasgow
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM! ^^ Merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire (surtout celui avec le tatouage de la belle-mère)! Pour info, je travaille dans un salon de tatouage au Royaume-Uni, et mon collègue a bien fait signer une charte à notre gars. Mais comme beaucoup, il l'a lu à la va-vite, je suppose... Et ni moi, ni mon collègue ne nous sommes sentis obligés de préciser qu'un tatouage... et bien, c'est indélébile. ^^' Mais pas d'inquiétude, le client (qui pensait, je cite: "que ça s'effacerait progressivement") n'était pas si mécontent de savoir qu'il le garderait à vie, et j'ai pu terminer le tatouage comme il fallait. C'est un tout-tout-tout-tout petit bateau sur l'épaule, sans ornement et discret au possible. Donc pas impossible à cacher. Donc, je profite de cette VDM pour le rappeler à ceux qui ne le sauraient pas (si il y en a un, il doit bien y en avoir d'autres) que oui, un tatouage c'est à vie! ^^ Donc réfléchissez bien à ce que vous voulez vous faire tatouer, et au fait que vous l'aurez pour toujours! Parce que, pour répondre à #164, le laser ne donne pas de superbes résultats... A bon entendeur!!!
By xVodkaPomme - 03/10/2013 06:54 - France - Dijon
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Pour ceux que ça choque, tant pis, je m'en moque plutôt. Je ne vois pas en quoi cette VDM n'aurait pas sa place ici, enfin bref. Et je dois dire que sur le moment j'ai trouvé ça plutôt comique, enfin, la façon dont il m'a sorti cela, avec un grand sourire, genre "C'est cool :D". Après ça reste un enfant de 9 ans.. J'en ai parlé avec la mère, elle m'a dit que sur le moment il ne s'en était pas rendu compte et ne s'en ai toujours pas rendu compte. ^^
By Mister cocu - 03/10/2013 14:37 - France
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By Dark-nounours - 06/10/2013 10:23 - France - Caen
By coup double - 06/10/2013 22:36 - France - Marly
J'étais très gênée! visiblement c'est une petite qui est assez négligée... mais sa mère l'est aussi donc... il y a de quoi se poser des questions oui.