By Matt Coy - 01/08/2008 22:53
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Hellga's favorite FMLs
By Theanou - 02/08/2008 20:51
Theanou tells us more.
By Jimmy - 03/08/2008 22:23
By -M3la- - 04/08/2008 11:57
Euh, madame…
By dark_loguette - 04/08/2008 20:18
By June. - 07/08/2008 07:59
By vinnypunk - 14/08/2008 13:12
By Chat Noir - 18/08/2008 09:00
Bim
By K'you - 18/08/2008 21:21
By barbara - 02/09/2008 10:19
By Rolax - 04/09/2008 12:04
By Marco - 06/08/2008 09:24
By Pffff - 15/09/2008 21:47
By ben - 18/09/2008 16:03
Romuald, arrête tes conneries
By manille - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By kurohy - 25/09/2008 19:34
kurohy tells us more.
#7 - Non ce n'est pas le principal mais le CPE qui a très apprécié :P #11 - Je n'ai pas été punie >>' Et à vrai dire, quand on supporte pendant 2 ans les critiques d'une prof , on a bien le droit à ça non ? #16 - je suis une fille T-T' Et non je suis pas fiere .. Mais bon c'est une petite anecdote , et ce site s'appelle bien Viedemerde non ? Alors pourquoi se retenir ? #17 - Merci du soutien ! -_-' J'avais faite Latin pour la mythologie .. Mais faut croire qu'en 3e c'est fini les dieux T-T' #21 - Merci Keilily de ton soutien :) ça fait plaisir ^^ #26 - On a tous le droit d'etre un peu gamin non ? Donc, certes c'est un peu gamin, j'ai perdu mon sang froid, c'est tout. De toute facon, maintenant, il ne me reste qu'une seule solution : Dormir haha. Elle trouvera quand même le moyen de me critiquer T-T' .. Peut-être que le Latin sert dans la vie mais apprendre les declinaisons, cela nous servira plus tard ? Je ne crois pas non. Sur ce, au revoir.
KFC
By BOBYEWING - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Gandor - 27/09/2008 12:20
By Donnie - 27/09/2008 16:48
By fredouille - 07/10/2008 16:08
Coucou à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déja, merci de l'avoir publiée, je suis fière... Ça donnera une excuse à l'avocat de mes parents. J'ai dû me créer un compte pour vous pondre quelques trucs. On me dit aussi Thea la poupée qui parle... Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire en tout cas... Une petite anecdote rapide : Je faisais du ski, et là, bien sûr je me gondole. Je demande de l'aide au moniteur et il me sort un magnifique : Allez, Théa, Théaplatventre, Théàlabourree ! Voilà voilà, bonne journée à tous