By Sofy59 - 20/11/2012 08:43 - France - La Madeleine
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By Alorsondanse - 03/12/2012 18:06 - France - Malissard
Waou ! Ma VDM a été publiée !!! Je ne m'y attendais pas, un grand merci ! (Oui, je suis l'auteurE) Je dois donc apporter quelques précisions : C'était l'heure de pointe, du coup le tram s'apparentait à une boite à sardines. Je suis assez maladroite de nature et dès qu'une gaffe est à faire, c'est pour moi ! J'ai donc malencontreusement marché sur le pied de ce pauvre homme (qui me fait bien de la peine à moi aussi, je ne suis pas une vilaine sans coeur ;) ). Tout le monde s'est tourné vers nous et beaucoup ont eu la même réaction que moi : rester bouche bée. Je suis devenue rouge de honte ! Bien sur, je ne savais plus ou me mettre, à tel point que je suis sortie à l'arrêt d'après pour attendre le prochain. Une chose est sure, je ferais attention où je mets mes pieds la prochaine fois !
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oui effectivement j'ai connu plus romantique ^^ Après 5 ans avec lui il m'en a fait voir d'autres mais celle là était pas mal ! Il a sans doute essayé d'être original et aujourd'hui encore ça le fait rire. Ma première réaction était choquée et après j'ai tellement trouvé ça ridicule que j'ai éclaté de rire :) Pour mon Homme qui n'a plus d'idée pour savoir comment être romantique, VDM :)