keshar

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  • Lausanne, Suisse
  • 36 years-old
  • Wednesday 02 May 1990
  • In a relationship

About Keshar

La cohérence est à la psychiatrie ce que l'aseptie est à la chirurgie

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Keshar's FML badges

Top 500 July-August-September 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Colonel Whiskers

Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keshar's favorite FMLs

Corradi tells us more.

Corradi 15

Salut, salut ! Bon, normal pour un nouveau publié, je vais faire une éloge de moi de 42 pages. Ensuite je souhaiterai rappeler à ceux qui critique mon orthographe d'éviter d'étaler la confiture. Ça arrive de se louper sur le clavier d'un téléphone, d'autant que l'excitation que j'ai ressenti à l'idée d'être publié m'a troublé ^^ Ensuite, pour les autres, les vrai qui s'attache au fond et pas à la forme, vous m'avez bien fait rire, alors je vais éclaircir la situation ! Le deuxième larron, c'est moi ! Je suis a un poste d'une fromagerie industrielle, en intérim pour 2 semaines. Je bosse avec un monsieur sympa, qui, à cause d'une panne machine s'est retrouvé dans la panade, à ce moment la, moi je n'avais rien sur ma ligne et je m'amusais à faire des bonhomme ! Bien sur, quand je me suis rendu compte de son problème je suis immédiatement allé l'aider ! Voilà, si vous avez d'autres question ;) N'oubliez pas : 3 produits laitier par jour !

jefoooooond tells us more.

jefoooooond 12

Oh flûte j'ai été publié..... Ici l'auteur. quelques précisions... Cette histoire m'est arrivée hier. J'habite depuis peu dans un vieux bâtiment assez coutumier de ce genre de problèmes. Le lavabo était plus ou moins bouché depuis le début, évacuant l'eau de manière assez aléatoire. J'ai déjà dévissé le siphon plusieurs fois et expérimenté diverses techniques mais rien n'y fait. Excédé j'ai décidé d'employer les grands moyens. Ça n'a pas fonctionné comme vous avez pu le lire. Ce matin l'eau y est encore. Merci pour vos commentaires J'ai bien rigolé des le réveil! Et pour les snipers de l'orthographe aux aguets derrière leurs écrans, oui j'ai mis un t à rempli, non ça n'altère pas la lisibilité de la VDM. Si ça avait été Chuck Norris qui avait mis ce fichu T, personne n'aurait osé l'ouvrir!

rainbowponey tells us more.

rainbowponey 31

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM !! Tout d'abord, un grand merci de m'avoir publiée ! Voir ça sur le site ce matin à été une bonne surprise ! Ce n'est pas moi qui ai vécu cette VDM mais un de mes amis, qui a chaque année des problèmes avec la signature de sa mère... mais l'heure de colle en question, c'était il y a trois ans ! Donc les rageux, arrêtez de crier au fake parce que c'est les vacances ! Gros bisous à tous ceux qui ont commenté :)