MAMAN !
By grosse gamine - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By Virginiedetibo - 12/11/2009 10:08
En fait, c'est arrivé à ma copine Sabine mais je l'ai raconté à mon compte cette anecdote... Elle est coutumière du fait... à vrai dire, son amie la connaissant bien a rigolé à sa remarque et ne s'est pas formalisée...
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By gorillaz88 - 08/12/2009 15:03
Vous savez, c'était juste ma mère qui a cru bien faire, et qui avait peut être la tête ailleurs! A sa décharge, ma prof de physique était très typée, mais ça nous a fait beaucoup rire :D Bravo Malcoolo pour le jeu de mot! Et pour répondre à merton51, je ne me plains pas, au contraire c'est resté comme une grande histoire entre nous :-)
By Moncherry - 28/12/2009 12:42
Ouiiiiiiii ! Et une VDM publiée ! Comme vous l'aurez bien compris, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, cette histoire s'est passée il y a 2 jours. Je travaille actuellement dans un magasin en Angleterre et il m'arrive d'être dans les cabines d'essayage. Cette cliente m'a donc rendu les vêtements qu'elle ne souhaitait pas acheter, c'est donc naturellement que j'ai répondu "Thank you" mais c'était sans compter ce petit bonhomme qui m'a regardé en fronçant les sourcils, bah oui, on dit "Thank you mummy". Tellement chou ! Il a quand même répété 2-3 fois la phrase car il attendait vraiment que je le dise haha La maman était un peu gêné par la situation mais on a bien rigolé par la suite !