By Anonyme - 22/10/2013 07:13 - France - Rouen
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Immense fan des Red Hot Chili Peppers ❤️, d'American Horror Story ? et de mon lamardon de compagnie ?. N'hésitez pas à commencer une conversation ?. J'adopterais tous les petits chats abandonnés et essaierais de les rendre le plus vite possible à leur propriétaire ?.
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour répondre à certains commentaires, oui j'ai une copine et elle m'a dit que c'était naturel, elle n'est pas contre ça. Alors, ma mère n'est pas venue mais a crié "Au moins un qui s'en sert !" ce que mon père n'a pas apprécié. Maintenant mon oncle me charrie beaucoup.. Ma petite amie n'a rien contre le fait que je me masturbe. Elle sait que je l'aime, ça fait maintenant 3 ans qu'on est ensemble, on n'a jamais eu de relations sexuelles, on veut être sûrs que "nous" ça va durer mais après, chacun son avis