Olorin
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Germany
I don't work here, M'am
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML