By Rita Miller - 30/11/2013 16:21 - France - Bures-sur-yvette
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Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. Je tiens juste à apporter quelques petites précisions : les cours de comptabilité sont parfois ennuyeux du coup avec des copines on s'était amusées à s'envoyer des photos des Dieux Du Stade pendant un précédent cours pour se donner de la motivation et sans faire gaffe je les ai enregistrées dans le dossier comptabilité. Lundi ma prof, ayant besoin d'un ordinateur, a pris le mien et j'ai ouvert le dossier fatidique sans me rappeler de ces photos, chance : à ce moment là l'écran géant de l'amphi n'a pas marché ( censure ? ^^) et seule la prof a pu voir les vignettes des beaux sportifs (J'ai quand même vécu un grand moment de gène et de solitude). Au final elle m'a tendue sa clé USB pour qu'on mette ses cours ( pas pour que je lui passe les photos ^^). J'ai toujours était une gaffeuse (on me surnomme "petit Gaston"), j'ai vraiment eu honte, je crois que je suis devenue écarlate. Pour les commentaires qui disent que ça aurait pu être moi nue, je tiens à préciser que me voir dans le plus simple appareil n'est pas une source de motivation pour étudier (enfin pour moi). Ne voyez pas en moi une perverse ou autre, c'était juste un délire entre amies qui m'a un peu porté préjudice ;) Voilà voilà, en tout cas merci pour la validation c'est cool :) bonne journée à tous ... A bientôt.
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By Anonymous - 02/12/2013 18:28 - France
bien évidemment le but c'est de soutenir les membres de la famille, et de les distraire, d'ailleurs les veillées (même en tunisie) se terminent souvent en joyeuses retrouvailles de gens qui se revoient après de longues années d'absence, et ça se termine souvent en éclats de rire.