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By Anonyme - 02/01/2014 21:53 - France - Toulon
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
By Anonyme - 02/01/2014 21:53 - France - Toulon
By Pks - 04/01/2014 10:32 - France - Mamirolle
By Twool - 04/01/2014 10:48 - France - Nice
By soso - 04/01/2014 11:19 - France - Rouen
By WTFgirl - 04/01/2014 16:52 - France - Viuz-en-sallaz
By kokre - 04/01/2014 23:07 - France - Saint-nazaire
By bûche - 05/01/2014 00:33 - France - Orl
By SadiqueGurl - 05/01/2014 09:34 - France - Marseille
By clou - 05/01/2014 12:12 - Belgique - Brussels
By Kat0123 - 05/01/2014 13:28 - France - Saint-laurent-de-mure
By Anonyme - 05/01/2014 16:38 - France - Antoign
By 1.2.3 allons dans les bois.. - 05/01/2014 17:46 - France - La Seyne
By Camille - 05/01/2014 18:14 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 05/01/2014 18:56 - France - Barentin
By Mygale - 06/01/2014 07:34 - France - R
By Copcopine - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 06/01/2014 17:48 - Belgique - Charleroi
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By SOso - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Pessac
By Celibat_Forever - 07/01/2014 00:24 - France - Dammarie
J'ai posté la VDM (et effectivement, je lui ai dit ironiquement de ne pas mettre dans la liste ce qu'il ne connaissait pas). Mon expression était très mal tournée "ne m'aide pas" et j'ai dû supprimer le "assez" par manque de place. On bosse tous les deux et je travaille beaucoup (on partage équitablement les dépenses je précise) donc si je ne veux pas craquer, je pars du principe que tout doit être équitablement partagé, donc s'il ne fait pas, je ne fais pas non plus (et je mets des chaussures pour marcher dans l'appartement). Le concept de serpillière lui est inconnu. Donc c'est un bordel dans l'appart, parce qu'il n'est pas question que je fasse tout justement. Effectivement la serpillière n'est pas passé depuis plus de 6 mois (avant, c'était moi qui le faisait) ! Le reste de la liste est un peu moins savoureux par contre...par exemple, ramasser le linge qui traîne par terre (tous les 5 jours), jeter les emballages en cartons dans la poubelle de récupération dehors (tous les 5 jours), nettoyer WC (tous les 1 mois...quand même ^^!).