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About Jiskim

Pourquoi mettre une légende alors que j'en suis une? Je suis ouverte à toutes conversations, sauf en cas d'illettrisme.

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Avicularia 17

Ahhhh ma vie de merde publiée ! Merci à vous tous, c est un grand moment ! Alors pour répondre aux commentaires (dont beaucoup m'ont bien fait rire) et vous en dire un peu plus Cela c est passé il y a 7 ans quand je venais tout juste de rencontrer mon mari et qu il voulait m impressionner et me sortir de ma campagne. Il m a donc emmené à Paris juste à côté de la Tour Eiffel dans un restaurant gastronomique Japonais. Bien évidemment le cadre, la vue, le décor et le service était à tomber mais quand nous avons vu arriver nos assiettes nous avons cru à une blague. Il y avait un bol de soupe miniature, deux trois légumes dans un sac et deux ou 3 sashimis, et bien que nous ne sommes pas de gros mangeurs nous avions encore très faim après. Et sur la route qui allait chez nous se trouve un .Mac do, on s est regardé et on y est allé. Malgré tout on a continue a faire des restaurants gastronomiques et c est un des seuls duquel on est sorti en payant aussi cher pour manger aussi peu et sans alcool. J y ai repensé hier devant une assiette peu remplie. Voilà voilà

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habababba 10

Bonsouaaar! Je ne sais pas si je fais tout juste pour commenter, car je n'avais pas de compte quand j'ai posté la VDM. Donc je suis la demoiselle (et non pas l'homme, pour ceux qui avaient des doutes) à qui cette charmante histoire est arrivée! Donc pour la suite, heureusement il faisait nuit au moment du contrôle et donc il ne me semble pas que le policier ai vu quelque chose... ou si c'est le cas, il n'a rien dit en tout cas et c'est tant mieux! Certaines personnes avaient raison, j'avais préparé un sac d'habit pour aller chez mon copain et ma culotte s'est fait la malle. Je l'ai donc planquée comme je pouvais en me retenant de rire! Merci pour les commentaires de certains, très drôles, et d'autres qui sortaient droit de l'espace (mais drôles aussi, alors ça va :) Bonne soirée!