By Petite sœur anéantie - 13/06/2014 11:05 - France - Mont
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Jiskim's favorite FMLs
By Anonyme - 14/05/2014 19:28 - France
Magne-toi !
By lawstudent31 - 14/05/2014 19:33 - France - Toulouse
Ninja
By Cinéphile - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Montreuil
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Argine tells us more.
By mrpanda - 15/05/2014 19:09 - Belgique
Intimes
By ILoveMyJob - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Narbonne
Fallait pas !
By rosalie_t - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By cindyouin - 16/05/2014 06:27 - France - Bois-guillaume
By americanstyle - 16/05/2014 08:31 - France - Villejuif
Panique !
By jme suis schtroumpfée... - 16/05/2014 16:56 - France
Crétin
By Anonyme - 16/05/2014 19:06 - France - Strasbourg
La cigale et la fourmi
By Bzz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Dom-le-mesnil
By JulienLsrt - 17/05/2014 05:30 - France
By Anonyme - 17/05/2014 13:59 - Royaume-Uni - London
By inconitau - 17/05/2014 15:54 - France - L'hay-les-roses
Coucou !
By timidd - 17/05/2014 17:57 - France - Orléans
Bonjour à tous, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Mon "petit" stagiaire (au moins 1m90 au garot le bougre !) est en dernière année d'école d'ingénieur informatique, et la mission correspond exactement à l'offre de stage à laquelle il a répondu ! A savoir, effectuer un recueil de besoin auprès du métier (des utilisateurs "commerce" d'une centrale d'achat de grande distribution), rédiger le cahier des charges d'évolutions et les spécifications fonctionnelle et technique, bref, c'est exactement ce qu'on lui avait annoncé lors des entretiens et qu'il avait validé avec nous... Et surtout, avec possibilité d'embauche en CDI derrière si ça se passe bien. Il n'est ici pas considéré comme un stagiaire, mais comme un jeune employé, et est bien rémunéré pour un stage de fin d'études (>1000€ net/mois). On comptait beaucoup sur lui, le CV et les deux entretiens étaient prometteurs. J'espère juste qu'il se rendra compte à temps que son comportement n'est pas des plus encourageant pour la suite ! ... Allez, plus que 6 mois à tenir :P