By Anonyme - 08/07/2013 05:24 - France - Montpellier
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Gâchis !
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By coupecoupe - 13/08/2013 23:21 - France - Fleurines
Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, j'ai crée un compte pour vous répondre. Donc déjà, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, et je regrette de ne pas avoir eu la présence d'esprit de lui répondre "R-I-E-N"... Ma réponse a été un peu plus soft et banale, je lui ai lancé ce que j'appelle mon "regard méprisant", la dame derrière moi, qui avait entendu, lui a jeté un "non mais vraiment monsieur". De mon côté, je lui ai répondu que je me serais bien passé de son "aide" et je lui ai demandé de se pousser pour que je puisse descendre à mon arrêt. De ce que j'ai pu voir en descendant, son nouveau voisin de tram était un grand mec baraqué, je pense qu'il évitera de la ramener avec lui !