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By Harryforever29 - 29/12/2013 23:30 - France
Bonjour à tous, Merci pour vos commentaires, ils m'ont bien fait marrer ! Alors, quelques petites précisions : Déjà, il faut savoir que j'étais trèèèèèèès fatiguée ce jour là et effectivement, cette VDM ne m'est pas arrivée aujourd'hui (on est en vacances, comme l'on fait remarquer une bonne dizaine de personnes), mais il y a quelques années quand j'étais encore au lycée. Et, malheureusement, mon prof n'a pas du tout fait le rapprochement avec le bouquin. En revanche mes potes, si ! C'est d'ailleurs quand j'ai senti l'atmosphère pesante dans la classe et vu leurs yeux genre " Woooow la honte, non, elle l'a pas dit, c'est pas possible ..." que je me suis aperçue de ma grosse imbécilité ! Voilà, voilà et du coup, sachez qu'à l'Antiquité, les esclaves étaient affranchis tout simplement grâce à un testament. Mais je devais surement trouver ça pas assez cool ! :)