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The Mixer

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I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Tell us what happened next

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Happy month-versary

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I never take things to heart

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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YDI Master

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

One ring to rule them all

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I moderated this!

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Up and coming moderator

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I'm a rock star

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What'ch'all looking at?

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100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

50 quality comments

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Invader

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Beginner

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I liked to the power of 20

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Tweet, tweet

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50 favorites

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Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Garsim's favorite FMLs

SonptitAnge tells us more.

SonptitAnge 0

Hey coucou tout le monde ! Alors voila pour ceux ou celles qui se posent plein de questions, cela s'est passé dans ma chambre et normalement ma mère ne devait pas rentrer du boulot avant 19h le soir donc voila.... bisous tout le monde

neosoda tells us more.

neosoda 7

Petit précision ! Le "ton moqueur" était tout de même gentil, c'était pas méchant quoi... Petit boutade avant de partir au pays des merveilles ! Et pour ceux qui disent "t'aurais dû te raser avant"... J'aurais bien aimé, mais c'était une opération en urgence... La partie à opérer a bien été rasée par une aide-soignante (à savoir le haut des fesses)... mais là il parlait de mon torse. ^^ Il était bien sympa quand même. :)

lilou78 tells us more.

lilou78 46

Une chose est sûre : je me suis fait rigoler toute seule. Pour rassurer les mauvaises langues, je ne suis pas inculte, j'ai fait des études, et j'aime regarder certaines séries tv sans avoir l'impression de m'abrutir pour autant. Je suis juste parfois tête en l'air, et là j'étais en grande forme LOL.

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Aaricianne 0

Les élèves ont 8 ans... On peut les pardonner.. En tout cas, j'ai bien rigolé. Si vous voulez me proposer des mots insolites à caser dans mes prochains cours, ça peut se faire.. ;)

tonio29 tells us more.

tonio29 0

C'est moi qui ai écrit l'article. La grande distrib, c'est pas un monde facile. Je ne fais pas que de la caisse, je suis dans un petit magasin et on est polyvalent. Donc quand tous les jeunes viennent acheter leur liche de Heineken de couleur verte et que tu as du monde derrière, tu fais pas gaffe à ce que tu scannes... Quelle glande celle là aussi, je lui ai bien dit que pour vendre de l'alcool, j'avais besoin de sa carte (elle avait quoi, 16 ans...). Elle aurait pû me dire que c'était pas de l'alcool mdr. Fin bon, sur le coup je me suis senti très con, mais après, avec le recul, j'ai trouvé ça marrant. Bien pour VDM.