By JokeMan - 04/09/2017 09:27 - France - Maroeuil
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J'offre un cookie à toutes les licornes qui passent par mon profil :3 ~
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Excellente réponse
By job - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour les précisions : - Non il ne s'agit pas d'une banale mise en friendzone, cette fille est une ex copine, pour qui j'ai toujours des sentiments. - La VDM a été reformulée, je ne lui ai pas dit à elle que je la rendrais heureuse, mais j'en ai juste fait le souhait (en regardant les étoiles, un verre de vodka à la main, mon dieu que de niaiserie ). - Elle ne sait pas que je l'aime encore, officiellement ça fait un sacré bout de temps que nous sommes redevenus simples amis et j'ai eu d'autres aventures depuis, du coup elle ne se doute pas. - J'ai accepté de tenter de la brancher auprès de mon pote. - Il a respecté le Bro-code :)