By edison - 07/02/2012 21:49 - France
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Laliseusedevdm's favorite FMLs
By Law - 13/02/2012 01:48
By Barbara - 13/02/2012 18:02 - Suisse
Trouble fête
By Babelli - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Babelli tells us more.
La 18è roue
By Tyl' - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Puck - 25/07/2008 11:10
By adorable - 26/07/2008 13:34
By pavaladie - 06/08/2008 11:17
pavaladie tells us more.
Merci, merci! Alors oui c'était plus 5 min que 20 min mais effectivement je me marre bien avec mon patient maintenant! On a discuté de l'avenir de ses chaussures gauches, je lui ai demandé si on lui faisait des prix ou 50%. Merci à tous!
By emymagic - 06/08/2008 14:14
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bon pour la suite de l'histoire, il a dit non, il est reparti avec son ex qu'il a demandé en mariage, et qui elle a dit oui..... VDM !!!
Retardée
By Alice - 21/08/2008 15:35
By Tina - 30/08/2008 15:44
RATP blues
By Eric - 03/09/2008 13:40
L'entourloupe
By moixx - 05/09/2008 11:17
By Granichon - 07/09/2008 10:32
By minuit7 - 17/09/2008 20:27
La fin d'un mythe
By oyo - 17/09/2008 23:38
By Gabrielle - 21/09/2008 23:02
KFC
By BOBYEWING - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Tu m'aides pas, là
By Angie - 27/09/2008 10:40
By Lolie - 30/09/2008 16:53
Alors, oui, c'est un petit chiot, qui a encore un peu de mal à s'y retrouver entre faire ses besoins dehors, et devant son maître pour lui prouver combien on est un bon toutou ! Cela dit, il n'est pas très sale, et il ne nous fait pas ça souvent, on va dire qu'il sait plutôt choisir son moment ! J'ai surtout écrit cette vie de merde pour mon homme, qui est effectivement un parfait gentleman et homme de maison. La soirée à cependant été très romantique, et on s'est réveillés ce matin avec le chiot tout frétillant entre nous sur l'oreiller !