Sympathique
By raté - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
You are now a certified FML member
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
You're following 200 people
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
By raté - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By titange87 - 05/08/2010 08:43 - France
By vimavidemerde - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 30/08/2010 13:36 - France
By Anonyme - 07/10/2010 21:04 - France
By isa - 07/12/2010 13:21 - Reserved
By Bamako - 15/02/2011 22:03 - Belgique
By gvmfvr - 19/02/2011 13:08 - France
les copains, c'est moi qui ai posté cette vdm et NON mon petit hamster n'est pas mort, il va très bien, juste une grosse frayeur pour tout le monde.. :) Je ne me serais jamais permis de poster ça s'il était mort et concernant les polémiques, je suis moi même un défenseur des animaux, végétarien et bénévole dans plusieurs centre pour animaux. Alors qu'en j'en vois certains dire que c'est glauque et immoral de poster une VDM comme ça juste parce que ma petite soeur a failli aspirer notre rongeur, ça me fait doucement rire.. kiss
By GrinG0 - 30/04/2011 11:04 - Suisse
By Short - 10/05/2011 16:57 - Reserved
Je suis l'auteur, et en effet il s'agit de naheulbeuk. Vous gérez! J'ai 20 ans pour ceux qui voulaient savoir et ce répondeur date du lycée... Pour la suite de l'histoire j'ai rappelé la boite et la RH m'a avoué avoir bien rigolé, et que ça faisait plaisir de voir des ingés qui ont le sens de l'humour. Par contre je crois que je vais changer de répondeur ça marchera pas à tout les coups x) Enfin depuis j'ai écouté reflet d'acide c'est quand même beaucoup mieux =D
By catman - 20/05/2011 20:28 - France
By Lollifun - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By co-cu - 27/06/2011 14:05 - Belgique
By Anonyme - 22/07/2011 17:38 - France
By Hugo - 24/09/2011 18:53 - France
By Christine - 26/09/2011 17:01 - France
By Anonyme - 20/12/2011 18:12 - France
By nageur - 11/02/2012 10:00
By Display - 18/09/2012 08:31 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 23/10/2012 12:17 - France - Toulouse
En hommage à Albert, merci d'avoir publié ma VDM.