I'm a simple man. I love classic rock, playing my trombone, Star Wars, marching band, marvel, wearing suits, and my family.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Socialite
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Doh! This user still hasn't added any FMLs to their favorites.