By ProDeLaPhotocopie - 13/01/2015 20:25 - France
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☆ Situation amoureuse: j'aime mon lit ☆ .
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Megacrush's favorite FMLs
By minnhild - 14/01/2015 11:42 - Belgique
minnhild tells us more.
By flipper fait flipper - 15/01/2015 16:39 - France - Troyes
Quel cadeau !
By l'infi - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgique
By Hommasse - 16/01/2015 15:48 - France - D?ville-l?s-rouen
By Boubou - 16/01/2015 18:22 - France - Castelnau-le-lez
By malinou - 19/01/2015 18:22 - France - Stains
By Morghause - 19/01/2015 21:24 - France
Morghause tells us more.
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Déjà, merci de l'avoir publié, yeaaaaah, je peux mourir en paix o/ :D Cette anecdote est arrivée il y a plus d'un an en fait ; je l'avais proposée à ce moment-là mais elle n'avait pas été retenue... La 2e tentative fut la bonne :P Pour répondre aux commentaires, non mon cher et tendre de l'époque n'est pas un macho, ni dégueu, c'était en fait rien de plus qu'une blague... D'ailleurs même le fait que je lui ai proposé de faire le ménage vu qu'il s'ennuyait en était une, vu qu'habituellement, effectivement, on le faisait ensemble. Ou je le lui proposais pas, mais lui demandais ^^ Je remercie quand même tous ceux qui m'ont conseillé des réparties ou des façons de négocier pour la répartition des tâches ménagères! Je suis comme vous pour le 50/50 :)
Comme par hasard…
By Quoique... - 20/01/2015 02:22 - Belgique - Brasschaat
À l'oeil
By Jeremiaaah - 20/01/2015 05:34 - Canada - Montréal
By Runa - 20/01/2015 11:50 - France - Houdan
Runa tells us more.
Salut tout le monde, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. J'ai lu tout vos commentaires et beaucoup m'ont fait rire :D. En effet, ma grand-mère m'a offert 3 fois le même bouquin sur le chinois, alors que cette langue ne m'attire pas du tout. (Non, ce n'est PAS PAREIL. Le chinois et le japonais sont des langues complètement différentes.) Et elle n'a pas l'Alzheimer, c'est juste qu'entre chaque cadeau, il y a eu environ un an d'intervalle. Mais je ne lui en veux pas, étant donné que c'est l'intention qui compte. ^^ Sur ce, merci à ceux qui ont validé ma VDM !!
By ohmygod - 20/01/2015 16:51 - France - Meyzieu
La BA du jour
By ManYolo - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Mulhouse
Obéis !
By pipou - 21/01/2015 23:16 - France
By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 09:05 - Royaume-Uni - Bath
Comment as-tu osé ?
By BulleDoudou - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Brugheas
Le piège
By Seuneuceufeu - 26/01/2015 10:54 - France - Paris
By viking - 07/02/2015 09:16 - France
Mauvais signe
By NoWomanNoCry - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Chambéry
By ThatTalk - 11/02/2015 09:01 - France - Montrouge
Je suis l'auteur. Quand papa part "au travail", il rentre le soir. Donc il me semblait nécessaire de lui expliquer que papa partait pour plusieurs jours. Quand il dit "papa est au ciel" ça veut simplement dire "papa est dans un avion ". Bon visiblement, il ne comprend pas (malgré mes nombreuses tentatives) qu'il n'allais pas rester dans l'avion toute la semaine. Et si il le dit avec un air triste, c'est parce que même pour une semaine son papa lui manque beaucoup.