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By UnGrasDeChat - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By UnGrasDeChat - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Kolpall - 15/08/2015 16:22 - Tunisie
Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm et à mon plus grand plaisir elle a été publiée. J'aimerai apporter quelques précisions, tout d'abord je m'excuse pour ma bêtise, ce n'était pas un chameau mais bien un dromadaire appartenant à mes grands parents. C'était la nuit, nous venions d'arriver. Il faisait très chaud dans le salon et mon grand père ronflait vraiment vraiment très fort alors j'ai pris mon matelas et j'ai décidé d'aller m'installer dans le jardin dehors sous l'olivier; sous lequel était attaché leur dromadaire. Ce n'est que le lendemain que mes grands parents m'apprirent qu'ils avaient acheté un dromadaire pour pouvoir gagner de l'argent en faisant des balades aux touristes et qu'ils le gardaient attachés sous l'olivier. Voilà donc mon histoire un peu mieux développée, je me sentais obligé d'écrire un petit commentaire face au quelques personnes qui me paraissaient sceptiques.