Le marteau et l'enclume
By Tristan Lesieur Guido - 19/02/2020 07:30 - France - Dugny
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
See, one of you was right.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You're following 200 people
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Alors pour répondre à tous les TLBM et cie, j'ajoute quelques précisions (300 caractères, c'est court :-): Effectivement, un portable sert à être joignable. Ceci dit, je suis donc orthophoniste et en consultation toute la journée avec des vraies personnes en face de moi; par conséquent, je ne décroche jamais mon portable PERSONNEL: celui où effectivement, il y a juste comme annonce de répondeur: Bonjour, vous êtes sur le répondeur de Machine, patati patata. Et ensuite, j'ai effectivement essayé de changer mon annonce.... mais les appels de ce Mr C. sont très irréguliers et du coup tous mes potes me chambraient sur mon annonce ;-)))). Et enfin dernière précision: le correspondant a bien laissé ses coordonnées.... postales. Donc au final je vais lui envoyer un petit mot avec ma carte de visite et une consultation gratuite pour mauvaise gestion de l'implicite, persévération et langage inadapté :-). Voili voilou :-) PS: comment ça se fait que personne n'aie fait la blague "bête à manger du foin"??? ;-)