Pacte de sang
By ricardmenthe - 15/12/2019 06:30 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, one of you was right.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By ricardmenthe - 15/12/2019 06:30 - France
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Oh je suis validée :) Joie ^^ Pour répondre un peu aux quelques commentaires que j'ai pu lire, malgré le fait que je pense qu'aucun parent n'a à se justifier tant que son enfant est bien traité ;) ... Oui quand je prends ma douche mon fils est là, j'ai du mal à me lever le matin alors je vais certainement pas me lever 30mn plus tôt pour une douche! Du coup il est dans la salle de bains avec moi, il joue tranquillement et moi je me douche tranquillement aussi... Donc Oui il me voit nue, tout comme moi j'ai vu mes parents nus quand j'étais petite, et je ne suis pas déséquilibrée pour autant, à chacun ses limites de pudeur, certains parents ne veulent pas qu'on les voit nus, très bien, mais c'est pas mon cas... Le jour où il ne voudra plus que je le vois nu, ça voudra dire qu'il est gêné aussi de nous voir nus et on fera attention... Comme mes parents ont fait avec moi ;) Bref, pour parler réellement de cette VDM lol, malgré une petite gêne of course, apparemment il y avait beaucoup de buée, je me raccroche à ça pour éviter à avoir à démissionner lol ^^