Le dormeur doit se réveiller
By soporifique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By soporifique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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bonjour ! je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Déjà merci de m'avoir validée et ensuite voilà plus de précisions : je ne dormais pas seins nus, heureusement, j'avais un T-shirt assez épais ^^ d'ailleurs techniquement, elle tetait le t-shirt, pas moi, mais elle me faisait mal avec ses pattes à force de me pétrir le sein. Pour ceux et celles qui tiquent sur le fait que j'ai écrit "chat" au lieu de "chaton" effectivement, ce n'est plus un chaton, mon chat à bientôt 4ans. elle tête un peu tout et n'importe quoi. Elle a été trouvée dans la rue alors qu'elle avait à peine 1mois, y a malheureusement des gens qui ne veulent pas s'occuper de chatons mais qui ne veulent pas non plus stériliser leurs chats. Du coup elle a forcément des réflexes de chaton puisque sevrée beaucoup beaucoup trop tôt. Sinon elle va bien et mon sein aussi !