Branleur
By Youps - 27/08/2010 12:54 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila