By et je fais quoi maintenant ? - 24/04/2016 11:22 - France
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By VivaCana - 24/04/2016 15:48 - France - Rennes
By florence - 24/04/2016 19:37 - France
By cinésplash - 24/04/2016 22:12 - France
Merci, c'est exactement ce qu'il me fallait !
By Chaton - 25/04/2016 05:49 - France - Montpellier
Optic 2000
By DoubleChat - 25/04/2016 18:16 - France - Bourgtheroulde
By mealpill - 25/04/2016 18:26 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
By swln - 25/04/2016 21:19 - France - La Salvetat
swln tells us more.
By Virginie1975 - 25/04/2016 21:38 - France - Toulouse
Interminable
By séparation - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Suède - Bromma
By ofnoju01 - 26/04/2016 17:49 - France - Hautecourt
By Mamancontente - 26/04/2016 20:06 - France - Nailloux
Waf waf
By Confession - 26/04/2016 20:31 - Belgique
Charmeur
By escampette - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
Dégage !
By Coculocataire - 27/04/2016 09:42 - France
Ta mère sur Tinder
By Anonyme - 27/04/2016 15:02 - France
By hipopotamme - 27/04/2016 16:51 - France
By Doubi - 27/04/2016 21:19 - France - Porto-vecchio
Balance
By sexygirl - 27/04/2016 22:54 - France - Boos
By Ciseauxdusamedi - 28/04/2016 04:45 - France - Toulouse
Salut à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, trop contente d'avoir eu le petit mail qui m'annonçait la bonne nouvelle ! Je n'avais pas de compte quand je l'ai envoyé hier soir, je viens d'en créer un. L'histoire s'est passé en septembre dernier lors d'une soirée de contre-inté. Mon ami, mon chéri et moi sommes tous les trois en 3ème année à la fac de chir dentaire, et ce soir la était la dernière soirée de l'intégration des nouveaux 2èmes années, où c'était leur tour de nous "bizuter". Ils se sont bien vengés à coup de ketchup, confiture, PQ, cornichons et peintures de toutes les couleurs, et tout le monde a pas mal bu (pas bien!), mais ce fut une soirée pleine de bonne humeur et de rires. Avec mon chéri nous vivons dans un appart et nous n'avons pas de chambre d'amis, du coup nous avions disposé un petit matelas dans la chambre pour que notre ami puisse dormir (vu la peinture et autres, on préférait salir un drap plutôt que le canapé...). Nous sommes donc rentrés tous les trois vers 5h du matin, éméchés, et nous nous sommes couchés. Le matin, vers 10h, je me suis levée pour aller manger un morceau dans la cuisine, qui est ouverte sur le salon, et quand j'ai ouvert le volet roulant, surprise !! Mais quelle joli flaque ! Quand les garçons se sont réveillés, nous nous sommes questionnés sur le pourquoi du comment du wtf, mais personne ne se souvient s'être levé ni rien... Qui est le coupable ? Je crois que nous ne le saurons jamais ! Cela n'aurait pas pu être un animal ou un voisin car la porte de l'appart était fermée, les fenêtres et volets aussi... mystère mystère ! Nous n'avons pas tiré à la courte-paille pour savoir qui allait la nettoyer ahah, je m'en suis chargée. Aujourd'hui c'est une histoire qui nous fait beaucoup rire, nous en reparlons souvent, mais personne n'a encore avoué ahah! La bise :)