Poker menteur
By mel - 30/05/2008 07:52
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By mel - 30/05/2008 07:52
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By badluck - 12/06/2008 06:48
En fait elle s'est cambrée brusquement quand mes mains ont atteint une zone sensible, par réflexe elle a appuyé sur ma tête (vers le bas bien sûr) et ça a été le drame... Enfin au début j'me suis dit que c'était qu'une égratignure et j'ai voulu continuer mais le sang dans les draps pas cool...
By matteo120300 - 12/06/2008 21:02
By mat - 13/06/2008 09:18
By thomass_mala - 13/06/2008 11:31
Je vous garantis que c'est authentique. Ca remonte à quelques années maintenant et heureusement qu'on s'entendait bien, j'ai pu la charier un moment la dessus, mais je suis certain qu'au fond elle a toujours cru que c'etait possible mais que j'ai pas voulu lui rendre ce service pour la taquiner.
By shame - 15/06/2008 11:02
By Le chat - 16/06/2008 11:21
By sushi26 - 16/06/2008 17:40
je l'ai découvert en faisant irruption dans la salle de bains et en le voyant à côté du lavabo, toutes affaires pendouillantes et son oeil lubrique toisant sa toison pubienne... j'allais me foutre de sa gueule, jusqu'à ce que je vois mon rasoir... et qu'il me dise... "ben quoi?"