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By Ombre - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By Milwokee - 11/07/2014 13:42 - France - Bordeaux
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM (création de compte post-publication... classic !), effectivement il ne s'agit pas de ma grand-mère maternelle, sinon ça n'aurait pas de sens. Pour être exacte, ce n'est pas non plus ma grand-mère paternelle, c'est la mère de mon beau-père, l'actuel mari de ma mère après que mes parents aient divorcé, donc ma belle-grand-mère, vous me suivez ? Voilà, même avec les explications c'est un peu ardu, alors j'ai préféré simplifier :) Et ne vous inquiétez pas, le temps que ma mère s'étrangle avec sa bouchée, Beau-Papa était déjà monté au créneau pour dire à cette vieille fourbe de ne pas s'adresser ainsi à sa femme. Le pauvre ne sait pas comment se sortir de cette situation, "mamie" est horrible et n'en fait qu'à sa tête... Ma mère a généralement l'intelligence de ne pas surenchérir et de se contenter d'un regard assassin, mais quand ça va trop loin, elle ne mâche pas ses mots pour remettre la marâtre à sa place ! Donc en effet, soit c'est le silence lourd soit le pugilat, en tout cas toujours un mauvais moment. Et NON ma maman n'est pas grosse, elle fait juste un poids normal pour une dame de 50 ans qui a eu trois enfants, non mais !
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By glabou - 08/08/2014 19:15 - France - Tournefeuille
bonjour ! je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Déjà merci de m'avoir validée et ensuite voilà plus de précisions : je ne dormais pas seins nus, heureusement, j'avais un T-shirt assez épais ^^ d'ailleurs techniquement, elle tetait le t-shirt, pas moi, mais elle me faisait mal avec ses pattes à force de me pétrir le sein. Pour ceux et celles qui tiquent sur le fait que j'ai écrit "chat" au lieu de "chaton" effectivement, ce n'est plus un chaton, mon chat à bientôt 4ans. elle tête un peu tout et n'importe quoi. Elle a été trouvée dans la rue alors qu'elle avait à peine 1mois, y a malheureusement des gens qui ne veulent pas s'occuper de chatons mais qui ne veulent pas non plus stériliser leurs chats. Du coup elle a forcément des réflexes de chaton puisque sevrée beaucoup beaucoup trop tôt. Sinon elle va bien et mon sein aussi !