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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Tourcoing
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Tourcoing
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By Amazingrussian - 30/06/2013 09:59 - France - Caen
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et oui elle à réellement 3 ans :)
By Andreax39 - 01/07/2013 23:01 - France - Larrivoire
chaluut les coupiiins je suis l'auteur de cette VDM . pour info mon petit frère n'est pas si jeune que ça, il a 13 ans... imaginez l'action hihi ! en tout cas merci d'avoir choisi ma VDM !! kissss
By Karmixi - 03/09/2013 21:19 - France - Champigny-sur-marne
Holà! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et c'est ma toute première publiée! Quand j'ai vu ça, j'ai dansé sur mon lit *oui oui* :p. Alors, je dois faire un avœu. La petite en question... C'est moi! Et oui. Lors de la rentrée, les médias en parlaient forcément, et je voyais plein de petits pleurer pour leur première rentrée. J'ai donc demandé à ma mère si ça avait été le cas pour moi, et voilà qu'elle me raconte cette VDM ! Aucune des deux n'a pleuré, je vous rassure. 14 ans après, je suis une fille polie, mais il est vrai que j'ai du caractère et du répondant! En tout cas merci pour la validation de ma VDM et pour ces commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire pour certains :)
By Superslip - 23/09/2013 16:32 - France - Nantes
By momomodus - 25/09/2013 06:57 - France - Reims
J'étais très gênée! visiblement c'est une petite qui est assez négligée... mais sa mère l'est aussi donc... il y a de quoi se poser des questions oui.
By fortboyard - 27/09/2013 09:47 - France
By Saucissedeveau - 01/10/2013 19:06 - Suisse - Saillon
By maelys85 - 09/10/2013 07:48 - France
By Zohnya - 21/10/2013 05:23 - Suisse
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. wah j'ai été publiée ! hihi Je vais expliquer un peu la situation. J'habite en suisse donc l'armée est obligatoire, ce qui pèse beaucoup à mon copain. (ça ressort pas mal la nuit) j'ai aussi eu droit aux ordres en allemand, il chante parfois aussi. Mes nuits ayant été souvent écourtées à cause de ça, j'ai décidé de porter une VDM. ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose sachant que parfois il me répond. il m'a une fois grondée parce que j'avais sois disant perdu les clés du char. Bref voilà :-). Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, il est sergent à l'armée.
By Mama girl - 21/10/2013 06:40 - France - Le Bar
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)