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Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML
Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
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