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Casper This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

You OK dude?

Today, a flight attendant asked me if I was airsick because I looked really pale. I told her that was my normal complexion but thanked her for her concern. She insisted, "No, that can't be normal." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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A doctor once told me that I was sickly pale and probably had something seriously wrong with me. She wouldn't believe me when I told her it was my natural skin tone. My neighbor also once told my mom that she thought I had leukemia. She didn't understand that I bruise easily just because I'm pale.

I prefer my skin without sun damage, thank you. (I'm ludicrously pale as well)

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Yeah I'm like that to. it doesn't matter how long I stay in the sun.....I won't tan or burn, it sucks

iloveTheMiz 0

HAHA! This made me crack up! HAHA!

haha same here!

DuoNoxSol 0

A tan is just a layer of dead skin cells. Hope I gave eveyone a tingly feeling.

Edward, what we're you doing on a plane?

katierocks 0

are you a vampire?? lol

DKjazz 20

After reading the comments on this FML, I've arrived at a conclusion: Everybody on the Internet is really pale.

bizarre_ftw 22

Wonder why

bizarre_ftw 22

Ask her if she recently suffered a head injury because her iq clearly isn't normal.

bizarre_ftw 22

My name too :D

I know how you feel! I'm naturally extremely pale also.