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meganisabella This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

You'll get the hang of it

Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my stepmom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML

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missathegirlwond 19

I guess the Force wasn't with you.

perdix 31

Usually, the first lesson in Driver's Ed is operating the brakes. So much for home-schooling!

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Comments (52)

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Maybe next time time you go out driving you should bring an "experienced" driver with you until you the hang of it..?

stevenmx86 8

You "made it" 20mi? As if that's some sort of achievement? I think we need more history on this fml...

McNerdyNerd 8

Sorry guys, but I'm agreeing with the people saying they hit it because they accidently hit the gas instead. It just seems so much more logical...they aren't used to driving in the first place, and it's not like garage doors randomly jump in front of you :D pretty sure OP knew it existed! At least I hope :X

KarasuJinxx 4

Lolz, really don't know what to say about that.

Meme1988 18

Well, if you two are friends it will be okay if you said you are sorry,but- if you two act like enimies al the time..then you are gonna have so much lectures about driving from her and from your dad.. Hope you are okay

ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

I'm sure your step mom has done the same thing on numerous occasions

rubberduckie94 13

I see an eye exam in someone's future.

Incogneterpeter 1

**** doors good job!!!!

kenoswild 14

probably thought the garage door was automatic. after all this is the golden age of automation.

JuuChan 3

You're one of the many reasons I hate driving so much.

desireev 18

Yeah! This specific person is the reason you hate driving! It couldn't possibly be the fact that you suck and driving and you choose not to do it anymore because you aren't a good driver! It's all OPs fault that this person hates to drive! C'mon now! Let's be rational here!!