meganisabella
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
You'll get the hang of it
Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my stepmom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML
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missathegirlwond 19
I guess the Force wasn't with you.
perdix 31
Usually, the first lesson in Driver's Ed is operating the brakes. So much for home-schooling!
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muffinXmonster 12
Today's forecast: screwed with a chance of flying fists
clm123455 14
Haha, that was very creative.
clm123455 14
It's okay. When I first started driving, I ran a couple stop signs and almost ran a red light. Not to mention almost passing a cop as well. I didn't notice it was a cop up until I almost passed him. Going 70. The moral of the story is, you're going to have to deal with stuff like that when you're new to it. I hope your alright though.
courtneyann211 10
I pass cops all the time going 70. It's not illegal to pass them!
StreetReaper 9
Chances are if she was in an area with stop signs and traffic lights, it would stand to reason that the speed limit was well below 70 mph.
clm123455 14
Yeah. The speed limit was 55...lol&& thanks.(:
chaos212 10
Don't worry OP, 90% of people on the road don't know how to drive either. You'll fit in just fine.
Pufferfish78 5
I had a friend who was just learning as well. The first time she drove she got so nervous that she mistook the gas for the brake and drove right into a video store. Been almost 20 years and she still hasn't lived it down ;)
ThecomingofTan 9
Tell her that the garage door had it coming.
bubo_fml 11
Congratulations on your restraint...I know a lot of people that would've driven through their Step Mother's entire house!
temper310 4
Walk away slowly..
tessia12 0
Next time watch what your doing...
tessia12 0
Why negative
GlitterBomb 5
77777771 are you actually ******** me? can you not read?! OP could break, they may not of been familiar with where the breaks are and hit the gas pedal instead. Smh
br0ccoli 15
Nationwide is on your side.