Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out I’m a firstborn. My last boyfriend broke up with me because my hair blows in my face when the car window is down, and the one before that broke up with me because I only sleep with one pillow. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
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Top comments
mrahhhhh 21
If he broke up with you over something as small as that, then he was a douche anyway. OP you are free to met a better guy! Remember, you are not single. you're available.
keepmeonthedl 7
what an ass. I'm sorry op
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Comments (137)
IWABO2_ 0
aahahahahaa. I think i might, possibly, would do the same thing.
trumpet27 1
you are an asshole if you do that.
redheadedmonster 24
what a dick. so sorry op
Mirorbo 27
Not even a rain puddle is that shallow.
milakitty21 0
hahahha ^
IWABO2_ 0
Jk im not that shallow i just wanted to see what people would say
SmokeMoles 0
Well he could marry both of you and solve the problem
IWABO2_ 0
Both of who?
bigbadtim 7
Do you have split personalities or something? Sorry he found out about your twin.
IWABO2_ 0
Who has split personalities?
FFML_314 12
OMG, there's a reply button for a reason. Would you quit questioning everyones reply? I think it's obvious who these people are talking about!
IWABO2_ 0
Hey asshole im using the mobile version it doesn't have a reply button
FFML_314 12
If you are on your iPod or iPhone, it sure does have a reply button. Also, you're asking really stupid questions.
anorexicbarbie 8
Dumbass.
Mirorbo 27
Hey asshole, don't call FFML an asshole when you're the one spamming up the place. Just because you commented once doesn't mean everyone after you is talking to you.
lbeer 1
maybe you should change your name