Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, at my new job at McDonald’s, they only had uniform pants in a size 36 or 56, nothing in between. I’m a size 40 so I squeezed into the 36. When I told my supervisor I couldn’t tuck my shirt into the pants like they asked, because I couldn’t close the top button, she told me to lose weight. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML
Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML
Today, I was shopping, and tried on a skirt that was a size smaller than usual, thinking that I would fit in. Not only did it not fit, neither I nor the sales assistant could get it off me, because the zip got stuck. She had to cut me out of it. FML
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
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suyci 0
yeah.. you could've also prevented this.. it would have been weirder if you couldnt fit in the smallest size..
Rollercoaster_fml 0
Take a 20-40 min walk every day and lose some weight... for your health's sake.
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mickmac 0
odd is juniors, even is women's. Therefore, a two in women's is a one in juniors and a four is a three
FailureFYL 0
Do p90x.... Helps
retardslol 0
Fat ass
donut_gurl 8
oo
Bonesfan1424 0
Well YDI because weight gain is in your control
Zingers 9
So you're complaining about being fat, which is more than likely your fault... and yet somehow, the store/society is to blame? lmao YDI
monette1229 1
Go on the Atkins diet. Just look it up online. My dad does it. After one week he lost 19 pounds the weight comes off FAST. You have to eat absolutely NO carbs then after like 3 weeks you eat 50 or under a day but you don't have to work out or anything and you can eat fat. My dad started off almost 350 lbs and he's down to 320in 3weeks.
HeatherFeatherB 31
"We only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears".
seensuper 14
dont mean to sound mean but if you dont fit in the largest size in a store unless it is like hollister that really does sell small clothes i have heard then it is time to lose weight stores do usually sell clothes for the overweight
KraigKasala 3
fat @$$