Anonymous 15 April 2018, 01:30

WTF?

Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML

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Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

thatsfine 14 July 2013, 22:52 Guildford, United Kingdom

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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KittenTitz 3 May 2020, 20:00

Planned parenthood

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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guy 15 March 2013, 05:31 Port Coquitlam, Canada

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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Anonymous 7 October 2026, 22:00 Saint Venera, Malta

The Betrayal

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML

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Mourning Myrtle 13 December 2025, 15:00

Moving on

Today, my father publicly announced his engagement to his new girlfriend. My mom passed away not even eight months ago. FML

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Anonymous 10 January 2015, 13:45 United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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BDayssuck 2 September 2009, 14:47 United States

Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML

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newlyengaged 9 January 2017, 00:11 Atlanta, United States

Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML

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Anonymous 20 March 2009, 21:03 United States

Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML

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xkal174 15 November 2010, 11:33 United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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ChakatBlackstar 29

15 April 2018, 01:57

Well...I never thought you could kill the mood at a funeral, given that those are usually pretty bad already, but I think your fiance's step-sister managed it.