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Miss Wonderland, America

I'm blunt. I'm sharp. I ain't going to honeycoat truth for you, if you can't handle it, then you need a huge slap of reality. I'm surprised you didn't stop at the third sentence. So, still here? Very well. I'll tell you some information about myself: -Is not a crazy cat lady. -Is not a grammar nazi, people will be idiots, and there's no way you can stop them. -Is not a man. -Does not like chocolate. -I'm a loner, don't expect to be friends with me. -I respect intelligence. -Will stand up for myself fiercely, but will admit if I am wrong, and not look like a dumbass if I am wrong. That's all you need to know. Otherwise, I'm a mysterious person. Mwhaha. The knowledge should torture you and cause you pain knowing you don't know who I am.... Hopefully. If it does, then that causes me to smile. Creepy, ain't it? I hope so. Later Anonymous People, As John Gay once said: "We only part to meet again." ... which I hope isn't true for you.

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