Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed my eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't know what's worse, dancing with a box, or opening my eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to bust out some dance moves in the middle of the supermarket to embarrass my teenage daughter. As I was trying to the moonwalk, I slipped on a wet spot and crashed into a stack of cereal boxes. FML
Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Today, I wore my new noise-canceling ear buds in a grocery store and nodded along, getting into the groove. When I took them off at checkout, the cashier asked who I was talking to. I realized I’d been quietly singing to myself ASMR-style while making intense eye contact. FML
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
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ChibiChibi_fml 28
I don't think this is a FYL moment because this could be laughed off by saying something stupid like "That mixer can keep a good beat, it should join a band" or whatever.
jess6blondie9 3
Sounds like something that I would do:D
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Comments (140)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I do this whenever I'm baking cookies
xnrdyAWSMx 0
there's nothing wrong with that! rock to a solid beat - no matter were it comes from'
HIMThe666 3
probably a hell of a lot better than the shit on the radio today
purple_sarah88 0
Not really an FML, just learn to laugh little things like this off instead of letting it drag your day down, what you did was harmless and kinda cute and anyway you'll never see those people again!
dansco 25
No FML here, just a tone deaf idiot... Just laugh it off and move on ;)
meeba 2
tee hee!
judah07 0
You should go out more often.
MyKeyy 0
HA this made me laugh a lot!
Got_any_grapes1 4
You would still look stupid if it were a song, moron! Suck it up and get over it!
DrDiamond 0
you dance to the beat of your own "machine" nothing wrong with that!