Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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Comments (539)
lexifewamazing 0
Have fun with that!!
kyliemarino 0
rubber Johnny dude. be smart.
bb9 0
Don't have sex when your 15. Problem solved.
iluvjb4eva 0
oh shit!!! runnnn!!!! JK u deserve it dumbass
pinkelephunk 0
When telling him your news, ask to help him clean the guns, so you're holding one too(:
dansco 25
Bye then... Enjoy hell lol
combicritter27 0
you could've prevented it so I don't feel bad for you. good job contributing to the statistic
juanitad 3
Okay people there is this thing called internet. You guys are on it. Look up statutory rape on google the age of concent is between 14 and 16 with the accused being no more than 3 years her/his senior. But to the real matter.....buddy you ****** up. The dad is gonna be your worst nightmare. Your gonna have to sleep with one eye open. I know that's how i would feel if my daughters came home pregnant at 15. WAY to young to be having babies but suck it up and become a man. Hopefully your not over 17 or 18 and the daddy wont put your ass behind bars so that you can help raise that baby. Good Luck dumbass !
drewthedino 1
actually you can. by law anyone in the USA some states 13 but most 16 the parent of the daughter can get the boy charged for rape. no matter his age unless he is under 13 and she is over.
WickedPrayer 2
sucks to be you, dude